junior cert
ireland’s over-hyped loada bollix test
hey man juss finished my junior cert.now i can officially become a builder.
a useless test taken by all irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. it involves learning a tonne of sh-t that you’ll forget when you’re 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.
kid: why do we have to study so hard?
teacher:it’s all going to show up in the junior cert.
unfortunately the conversation ends here as n-body has enough b-lls to say,’why the h-ll do we do the junior cert?’
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