Junior Chicken
what all asian immigrants order at least one of when they come to mcdonalds…
employee: “hi, what can i get you?”
asian: “i’ll have junior chicken”
employee: “and would you like the meal?”
asian: “what come with meal”
employee: “fries and a drink”
asian: “o.k, i take meal”
employee: “and to drink”
asian: “yes, i want drink”
employee: “what do you want to drink”
asian: “yes, i want drink”
employee “what the h-ll do you want to drink, jesus”
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