junk bunch
when a guy’s junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.
laxer bro #1: brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. what’s up with that?
laxer bro #2: dude i know, f-ckin junk bunch.
laxer #1: f-ckin hate that sh-t man.
1 more definition
a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men’s/unis-x sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has “junk” (a.k.a. a p-n-s)
girl #1: woah! is there something you’re not telling us…? what’s up with your crotch?
girl #2: no, i know, it’s awkward, right? i totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning… they give me junk-bunch ’cause they’re way too big.
girl #1: good. i’m glad it’s only junk-bunch. you had me concerned.
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