Junk face
it’s what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.
“steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. he totally has junkface.”
a marketing ploy by neutrogena that seeks to create a demand for a product we don’t need on the premise that what we’ve been doing is wrong. specifically, that we should segregate our bathing products. junkface is in fact a myth, one more product created by our sh-tty consumerist society to convince us that we are inadequate.
“maybe i’ll finally be happy if i buy into the idea that junkface is actually a thing i should be concerned about.”
“i just realized the reason i hate myself is because i have junkface. thanks neutrogena!”
being so f-cked on any type of illicit drug you lose control of your facial features. most commonly induced by poppers or exctasy.
“check out james or should i say junk face his own mother wouldn’t recognise him in the state he’s in”
the act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. once she’s done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. the door must open inward for this to work.
i told the wife i’ll give her a surprise. she was “surprised” when she received the junkface from me this morning.
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