Junk food shits
when you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a cr-p. thirty minutes later you notice that the sh-t seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. in some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.
i was late for cl-ss because i had a giant bag of cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food sh-ts.
i had the junk food sh-ts last night and i used an entire roll of toilet paper until i noticed that there was still sh-t all over my -ss, so i decided to just take a shower instead.
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