Junk Jealous
being jealous of another mans’ junk.
when bill saw mike’s huge package, he was junk jealous.
a slang way to say “p-n-s envy” by a man for another man’s (supposedly) much larger junk.
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“joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what i mean.”
“dude, get over it. you’re just junk jealous.”
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