junk mail

mans privates
i saw his junk mail
united states postal service sanctioned mail consisting of advertis-m-nts that 99.5% of the population doesn’t want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.
dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that i’m being driven nuts!!!
#cr-p #postal #usps #junk #advertis-m-nts #advo
see: brett favre
hey brett, no one really wants to see junk mail photos of your junk, okay idiot?
#d-ck #mail #c-ck #junk bucket #dennis miller #text message
gloryholing through a mailbox slot
dude, i totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!
#junk #mail #p-n-s #glory #hole #gloryholing #mailbox
unwanted mail. includes product advertizements and p-rnography. especially applies to internet mail
i have to check my email account every day to clear it of junk mail.
1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services
i am sick of getting this junk mail.
#spam #cr-p #junk #worthless #a waste of time and sp-ce
when you receive an email with a picture of some random dude’s d-ck or ‘junk’.this is typically done to shock or embarr-ss your friends while at work, but random ‘junk mailing’ does happen from time to time.
“ah man. eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. now he thinks i’m into c-ck. i should have known it was junk mail.”
#d-ck #junk #c-ck #mail #email
when one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. usually a sick prank
person 1: hey you know that barber shop down the street that person 3 owns?

person 2: yeah.
person 1: i totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
#juk mail #junk #bad mail #mail #bad prank