Junk Press


the act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. this is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
i was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. it was nasty.

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