Junk Socks
as made famous in mtv’s reality show rob and big by co-star christopher “big black” boykin, junk socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend’s feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one’s manhood.
it was cold back stage at the strip club as big black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as “black lavender”. with nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, black complains about the size of his goods.
black: “when you get nervous, you get a small package. i got the littlest wiener in hollywood right now.”
rob: “stuff it.”
rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. afterwards, black returns the socks to rob who then puts them back on his feet.
rob: “i feel a little weird putting these junk socks back on my feet.”
black: “junk socks are the best socks.”
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