junk tug
this is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. not something performed by your comrades! akin to it’s distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
as i got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair i smacked her -ss. she did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
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