Junkie logic


junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. it has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. these include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated -ssertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.
max: “hey james, i know you said that the world is round, but maybe that’s just because it’s from your perspective. i mean, from my perspective, it’s all relative, you know? it’s like, if i think that the world is flat, then it’s flat. but if i think it’s round, it’s round. so you can’t really say whether it’s flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose.”

james: “man, get out of here with that junkie logic.”

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