Junking
the term used when men perform the scissor s-x position. labelled junking because the men’s junk hit each other during the act.
“hey grant wanna get a drink tonight?”
“hey, sorry man i can’t me and jp have already planned a junking sesh”
the art of searching or shopping for bargains, anitques, collectibles, or any concievable kind of dust collector or garbage.
best places to look are at yard sales, chinese auctions, flea markets, swap meets, thrift shops, stores, or curbside.
they’re is out junking again at the local swap meet.
a type of dance, characterised by jerky hip swaying, arms up, sometimes with both hands clasped together, moving to and fro in time with the music. popular in the early hours of the morning, at parties.
man, lets go junk. or, whey i was junking pro last night.
(verb) the act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. gender non-specific.
“i placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before.”
when cool sites like urban dictionary move from plain text email which works for everyone to html email which gets blocked by spam filters and starts dumping to junk mail folders.
“d-mn, urban dictionary went to html email and now it’s junking – oh well, it was cool while it lasted.”
to place your p-n-s and t-st-cl-s onto an object.
tommy was junking the desks in his school, so that when people touched them, they would have touched his nuts.
putting your d-ck and t-st-cl-s in a woman’s v-g-n- simultaneously.
i just got done junking my girlfriend.
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