Junkola


an object of extremely shoddy quality that nonetheless offers the illusory appearance of exquisiteness and serviceability. often used to describe cheap chinese-made electronic devices and other m-ss produced goods packaged in such a way as to evoke the false perception of great expense or luxury.
i was so happy to finally find a 40″ lcd tv at walmart that fit into my $250 budget, but once i got home and actually plugged it in, i discovered to my great chagrin that it was total junkola!

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