junkyard jangle
when a man tries to hide his premature -j-c-l-t–n by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-
sweet how did it go?
i f-ckin pre-jacked
you c-nt! did you make like a banana and split?
f-ck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
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