Juoan
p-ssy pirate… this guy is a straight up g, doesnt take sh-t from anybody, lives by one rule n that rule is, “keep it thug”.. if you r ever as lucky enough to encounter a juoan or “f-ckin yu-een” consider urself a lucky son of a gun, u will fall in love at first sight, the very sight of him will blind you n empregnate u all at oncen when he sings its like a combination of fergie n jesus, guys want to b him n girls want to have his babies. juoan is such a bad-ss that chuck norris will roundhouse himself if he would ever cross f-ckin yu-een! plain in simple juoan is a bad-ss!
virgin woman: wow that juoan is such a bad-ss.
boyfriend: wat about me im ur boyfriend?
virgen woman: omg he just looked at me!
(1 month later)
virgin woman: baby im pregnant.
boyfriend: but how we havent slept together n ur a virgin.
virgin woman: juoan looked at me!!! the doctor said im having a lil juoan!
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