Jupiter Armstrong


1-v. the act of filling a girls v-g-n- with a 18 inch or more c-ck and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose s-xual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
jacob jupiter armstronged jody and broke two of her ribs.

jacob is such a jupiter armstrong, thought jody.

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