jurassic

a colossal amount of any substance, or anything of enormous size. etymologically derived from the ebonic phrase “yo -ss is,” but adapted to convenient modern pr-nunciation through many years of dialectic moosh ing.
oh god, i have a jur-ssic homework load tonight!
there goes jur-ssic br–sts, busting out of those double d’s.
adjective. jur–ss-ick.

a description of the gluteus maxmimus of a another when the gluteus maximus of the individual tends to be relatively large or noticeably protruding quite a bit more than the average gluteus maximus.
lamont: “ghatd-mn! c-money, check out da -ss on this amazon b-tch, sh-t is jur-ssic”
to be dried up, dead, old, lame, stale, not worth the time.
1:ay, let’s h-t pipeline tonight!
2: h-ll naw, that sh-t is jur-ssic. big booty judy got a party at her crib.
1: iight, let’s do it.
1(adj)- without substance. 2(adj)- an uns-xy nerd-like quality exhibited by whiny adult brats who watch too much american idol and other reality shows. 3(adj)- large, as in well known and popular.
that guy is soooo jur-ssic(2). every day he talks about survivor. it sickens me.
nickelback is sooo jur-ssic(1). all their songs sound alike.
after i heard eminem for the first time, i knew he was going to be sooo jur-ssic(3).
meaning to lose your temper to a point where you become primitively violent and typically not armed with modern weapons.
“did you see that fight?”
“yeah, dude mike totally went jur-ssic.”

‘you better shut your mouth before i go jur-ssic on your b-tch -ss!!!”
a state of having a generalized mess in the rectal or -n-l area, stemming from the combining of the terms “your -ss is sick” quickly into one term…jur-ssic
dude, i went bowling after apparently not wiping well, and now i have horrible jur-ssic.
quite simply when you pour all of the hard alcohol at a party into one big jug and p-ss it around.

from dictionary.com:

of or belonging to the geologic time, rock series, or sedimentary deposits of the second period of the mesozoic era, in which dinosaurs continued to be the dominant land fauna and the earliest birds appeared.
we so made jur-ssic at that party last night and like, everyone, was puking by midnight.

in the jur-ssic period dinosaurs ruled and birds began to appear.