Jurassic Dork


a suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called ‘jur-ssic dork.’

he becomes embarr-ssed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off — uncannily mimicking the way a velociraptor would run.
bill: hey, what’s up, jur-ssic dork? why do they call you that?

jur-ssic dork: i really don’t know! now leave me alone, you -sshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

bill: (seeing this, & pointing at jd) wahahahahaaaa!!

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