Jurastik


adj. a description of anything so extreme and drastic that it is of a jur-ssic level (ref. jur-ssic park)

primarily used to describe states of consciousness whether in reference to surprise, frustration, anxiety, or sobriety.

often preceded by the adjective “h-lla” (see h-lla)
“yo i got too faded last night and woke up in a hospital. my life is h-lla jurastik”

“she just started eating everything then i got freaked out. it was a situation of jurastik proportions man”

“nah n-gg- dey lack it. everything we do is digi3c jurastik”

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