jurtle
a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. is known to like gr-ss sports such as soccer and lacrosse. commonly attracted to persons named “dan” or “danielle” but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. “i started a joke” singer from the bee gees.
“wow that jurtle’s got some soccer skills that kill.”
“hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone.”
“my friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle.”
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