Just Jack
just jack, often known as just wack is an self proclaimed artist from london. he also has a degree in furniture design which has helped his music career by allowing him to come up with lyrics such as
“im lovin’ mary jane, flyin’ with lois lane, on board a bullet train”.
says he has a writers block but is blatantly a lie, he just cba’s writing good lyrics.
released a chart single recently called star’s in their eyes, in which the video featured a stock car jumping through a hoop on fire and a man in drag. his new single is absolute b-ll-cks, along with the video that is yet again pointless.
kid 1:tell your dad that the tv cabinet you sold us collapsed. whats just jack gonna do about it?
kid 2:i’ll get him to fix you up a new one and give you a complementary copy of the alb-m “the outer market” that leaped to 781 in the uk chart
kid 1:thats funny, my dad released an alb-m that exact week and he said that it also reached…..
kid 2:ok 782 then….
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