just take it to god
the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.
even if you aren’t christian, it’s still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it’s football season.
pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? adonel, do you have the answer?
me:just take it to god, dear pastor.
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