Justice League dat hoe
do the 3 superhero s-x moves in the following order:
1. batman dat hoe – while doggystylin your special ladyfriend do a batman mask on your face with your hands for 10 seconds without her knowing
2. spiderman dat hoe – c-m into your hand and throw it at her back just like spiderman throws his net
3. superman dat hoe – when finished place the bed linnen on her back. this way the linnen will stick to her back overnight and when she wakes up it will look like supermans cape
i’ll justice league dat hoe!
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