Justin Beaver
justin beaver (born october 19, 1984) is an american football running back he played college football at uw–whitewater.
mann, that justin beaver is soo good.
justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prost-tues.
uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.
what all old people and people think justin beiber’s name is, people who have not yet been exposed to such high levels of f-ggotry.
grandfather: whos this little girl singing?
teenager: thats justin beiber
grandfather: justin beaver?
a term for justin bieber who sounds like a p-ssy so thats where the beaver comes from. if it wasn’t for him i would listen to the radio. so i am stuck with youtube. beyonce has deeper voice than him, his cherry probably hasn’t been p–ped either. this word can describe any kids like.
girl: omg i love justin bieber!!!
guy: are you a lesbian because he is really justin beaver. so he has a v-g-n-.
girl: but i love his voice!
guy: he sounds like a 2 year old girl on helium.
justin bieber’s pet beaver that he kept secret in his bas-m-nt for 3 years.
someone leaked a picture of justin beaver yesterday on twitter!
1. the name people who are jealous of him or simply hates his guts for no reason or a personal reason would use.
2. the name of a very attractive beaver or a name of a very unattractive beaver ( the beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
you look exactly like that lame kid justin bieber, or should i say justin beaver.
kelsie, i just got a cute beaver and i named him justin beaver. isn’t that awesome
yup joe, that’s totally awesome.
the beginning of v-g-n-l intercourse. most commonly used to refer to a male who has been c-ck blocked.
“yo! the door was open, so i came in. can i crash at your place tonight?”
“dammit bob! i was justin beaver!”
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