Justin Beiber
the definition of horrible rapping. can sing because he ain’t no gangster. says shorty way too much, when he is the skinniest kid ive ever seen. has deusional fans who dont know the definition of good music or cute boys. he should get into love ballads.
that kid sings like justin beiber
gay of the gays. a little canadian b-ttercup who sounds like he’s constipated when he signs. also, he doesn’t want anything to do with meagan watson, due to her obsessive nature over his 4 year old ball sack.
“justin beiber reminds me of a dying giraffe when he sings”
“meagan watson wants justin beiber’s babies, only justin beiber is a baby himself.”
some 11 year old f-ggot who thinks he can sing. he is a disgrace to music. 11-14 year old tweens love him. no one loves him. stop standing up for him. he is a brat, a twit, and i’m personally the only female who hates him with a firey soul. justin beiber will never get laid. justin beiber will never get the girl. justin beiber will never love you.
justin beiber fan: ohmahgawdd justin! ohh! gawdd i lovve justin beiberr! hes soo hawwtielisous!
me: i should slap you. he is a disgrace.
justin beiber fan: pssh! ya right! ur jeluze cuz you wont marry him wen ur older, unlik meee!
me: right -eyeroll-
an extremly annoying kid who sounds like he is a 7 year old, trys to be ganster, (but fails) says shawty, sings about love when he is 14, and if they made a chipmunk version of one of his songs, it would sound exactly the same. 🙂
hobo: oneee less lonley girrrrrrrrrl!
person: why are you singing justin beiber.
hobo: he is a chipmunk!
person: no. that just his actual voice.
10 year old kid who needs to die.
justin beiber should seriously just go kill himself, and do the world a favor.
a nearly male version of miley cyrus. canadian. wanna-be gangster who acts like usher is his best friend. fans of his are usually 7 year old disney fan-girls.
“justin beiber is a disgrace to canada”
sounds like a 7 year old girl. but will not when his b-lls drop.
justin beiber
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