Juzzle
a puzzle that involves lots of jumping. combining the words jump and puzzle
adam: how do we get on the roof?
bruce: we have to juzzle our way up there
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a juzzle is a rare bread of a person and is very rare to come across. a juzzle is most happy with a scuzzle. if you ever find yourself a juzzle, treat him/her as a god.
“wow, she’s such a juzzle!”
“yeah dude i know, she’s a keeper!”
when a man has a j-zzle party, the women escape by having a juzzle party. the female members tell stories about their husband/partner/boyfriend’s past glizzle’s, and imagine the future glizzles that they may have.
“omg, it was so hard i had to hit it with a broom!”
“a broom!? better than what happened to my boyfriend, he was so excited i had to use a hoover to get it over and done with!”
“a hoover?!?”
“yeah, it meant that the erection was gone and so was the s-x!”
“…”
“he doesn’t even ask me for wigs for his j-zzle parties anymore, he’s that scared!”
“then how did you know about the juzzle party if he wasn’t gone?”
“he ran off with a suspiciously large bulge in the front, claiming he’d dropped a brick down his trousers.”
“ah.”
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