JV
meaning sub par or less than expected
emma: “hey how was that party last night?”
jill: “it wasn’t very fun”
emma: “yeah i heard it was pretty j.v.”
as in junior varsity, or half–ssed, unskilled, or plain old inept.
that dude’s jump-shot was j.v.
that art-director’s rendering of a elephant was so j.v.
jv or (jealous v-g-n-) is a term used when your girlfriend is jealous of when
you are hanging out with other women, besides her.
“hey man, the other day from getting back with hanging with jamie; my girlfriend went crazy, saying she doesnt want me hanging around her anymore.”
“shes got a jv”
noun- abbreviation for junior varsity, often used to point out something/someone not up to a high level or demonstrates inexperience.
verb- to refuse to partic-p-te in a fun activity, typically to do homework or to go home and pretend to do homework while actually going on facebook. more generally, to b-tch out. this is also used in its unabbreviated form, “to jon victor.”
you didn’t log off of facebook and someone changed your status? that’s a jv mistake.
that party was pretty jv- it was lame and everyone p-ssed out at 11:00
that guy just jv’ed out of the white panda concert to go study.
we were going to go to chick-fil-a with jon but he jv’d and went home to go on facebook instead.
in a lesser league, amateur, not hardcore, lacking chops, not able to bring it (from junior varsity)
i thought i was a partier in high school, but i was straight jv, i didn’t even do shots.
don juan is no ladies’ man, his skills are jv, he doesn’t even know how to go down on a girl and take her to the promised land.
(adj)- when your style and swagger surp-sses that of clint eastwood, making you the man.
mr. joe: “hey look at that gangster guy!”
mr. chris: “he is so jv…”
jon vaughn.
ya. jon vaughn. word.
jvizzo. j dawg. well. not really.
1
2
3
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- Jedidiah Michael
jedidiah is someone that has one of the most stunning personalities you’ll ever meet. he sometimes goes by jedi, which isn’t far from that which defines himself. he has an x-factor that just brings good luck and love by anyone who meets him. he is funny, very charming, and someone who is so easy to […]
- Jeeonathan
a really, really rediculously buff male. also known as a stud. from one lady to another: “look at that jeeonathan! wow! i wish i could have his number!”
- jefe
da boss que pasa jefe? spanish word for “chief”. use to definite a gang chief, or just a chief. he vido el jefe este mañana. si, esta el jefe de la ganga, el dueño del callejon another word for dad mi jefe se llama……
- jenga chop
the act of chopping someone directly on the spine. jenga chopping is usually only used in self defence. the term benga chop is plain mockery of jenga chop. jared:jenga chop! ben:awawawawawawawaw!
- Jenna Lameson
a woman who fancies herself a wh-r- in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment. bill: so how did the date with beth go last night? tom: it sucked. she talks a big game but in the end she was just another jenna lameson.