JVG
aka jack van gilder
the gayest, greatest, most amazing person to walk this earth. he’s cute af, funny af, and just the best friend you could wish for.
friends with almost everybody because his gay rainbow powers cause everyone to fall under his spell. everybody loves him because he’s so f-cking cool. b)
-when excited, he uses a million exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person:”hey look it’s jvg!”
literally every person: “omg i love him hes so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
via giphy
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