Jysus
a satiric term refering to “jesus”. coined by the church of fat on xanga.
“i tell him about the testimonies in church. ‘no one wants to hear someone say, ‘i loved g-d since i was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family’. people want to hear, ‘i used to shoot up heroine and have s-x with hookers…but then i found jysus.””- john r. lindensmith, the church of fat
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