jzlips
1. when someone applies excessive chapstick and it looks like someone j-zzed on their lips
2. when someone literally has j-zz on their lips
1. “you shouldnt have put that chapstick on, now you have jzlips”
2. “i gave her a bad case of jzlips”
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