k-mart cowboy


a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, big-ss belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and tw-ngy -ss accent just a little too hard…and its pretty clear that they aren’t country
now i’m not country or anything…but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i’ve ever seen one
someone who wears board shorts,cowboy boots,a cowboy hat,and a tank top
hey joe look at that kmart cowboy over there

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