K-Mock


to be f-cked over, screwed over, or have your life get that much worse. the “speedb-mp” that horribly f-cks up your once perfect life. this occurs when your life is already rock-bottom and g-d throws you a shovel.
“did you hear about john? not only was he raped by another guy, that guy had aids, crabs, and the clap! talk about getting k-mocked!!!”

“man, last night sucked!!! that chick i took home from the club? first, she had a p-n-s. second, she stole my wallet. and third, she poured sugar in my gas tank and shot my dog in the face….man i got k-mocked!!!”

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