Kabalarian Philosophy


the canadian encyclopedia has called the kabalarian philosophy the world’s smallest religion. founded in the 1930s by alfred j. parker, this philosophical religion teaches the mathematical principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and consciousness.

the philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual’s entire life. they teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

they offer name reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. they teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one’s overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

their website has over 750,000 brief name -n-lyses to demonstrate this theory.
the kabalarian philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

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