Kabinenpati
ancient greek translation for “eternal s-x-god”. it is proofed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform s-xual acts for long periods of time. men posessing this name are also well endowed.
just an all around perfect man. also known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. strong like bull. always compet-tive, and always wins what he competes in. some consider him to be on the status of not only a god, but the g-d.
question: do you believe in god?
answer: no, i believe in kabinenpati.
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