Kaelie
a sweet, funnily awkward type of girl. while most kaelies are very innocent, they all have their wild side. usually quite pretty, (though unaware of it) kaelies are the kindest heartbreakers. most kaelies are unique and artsy, with a p-ssion for helping people. you don’t gain a kaelie’s trust easily, but once you do they’re the most loyal friends. kaelie’s are good liars, though looking into ones beautiful eyes you’re sure you’ve seen their true souls. crippled by low self esteem and doubt, kaelies will never truly realize how beautiful they really are, inside and out.
chuck: “dude who’s the new girl”
caleb: “i met her last week volunteering at the animal shelter, she’s definitely a kaelie”
someone who loves olivia ackerman (;
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-kaelie
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