kahanamoku


a hawaiian god that cannot be defined. a god of gods too humble to ever admit. he p-n-s can eclipse all things just by its shadow it put the world into complete darkness. he has no other that compares to him.

he was once known to ride the biggest wave ever seen. told to be 400 ft high and was predicted to end the world. however with his majestic bicycle and pure awesomeness he rode the wave for 40 hrs straight taming the wild beast and saving the world ever.

he is also known for causing the first ever -rg-sm of the universe. when the universe first had its -rg-sm all the planets aligned around a sun and forever worshiped the kahuna sperm aka the sun and stars.
only he can be the kahanamoku

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