kaiden
a fat lard that always eats
kaiden robbed a mcdonald’s truck
hot.
like a cup of noodles.
or coffee.
d-mn the sun is almost as hot as a kaiden.
a ship that will sail
‘omg! that couple is such a kaiden!!’
a gorgeous amazing girl. her smile lights up the sky. her eyes are as beautiful as the ocean. everything about her is enough to make you fall in love. she can just look at you and put a big smile on your face. every moment with her is bliss. when you close your eyes all you see is her. she is insecure and doesn’t realize how beautiful she is. don’t listen when she says she isn’t perfect, because she is.
i wish i had a kaiden.
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