kailib

kailibs are one of the worst people to ever live. although he is a 4-foot midget, he looks like he weighs a solid 250 pounds (in fat. absolutely no muscle m-ss contributes to this, as he has none), but he is also incredibly dense, and weighs a solid 800 pounds, minimum. proof that he has no muscle can be seen as he could not even “walk” from hughes academy to jacob agee’s current home, not far away, without asking jacob to carry his trumpet for him, and numerous accounts of him only being able to knock someone down by getting a “running” start and throwing his flab as hard against them as possible. also, take note that i had to put quotation marks around “walk” and “running” because he doesn’t do either. he only waddles for walking and him running is honestly closer to rolling than running. he talks about being black, but in reality he is light skinned, and a disgrace to black people. since he announces himself “black” he always complains when a “white” person uses the word “n-gg-r”, or even the more casual version, “n-gg-“. but worst of all, he is a filthy mouth-breather. this isn’t even to mention numerous other things and the fact that he couldn’t do a single push up and refuses to do anything that requires even a minimal amount of physical effort, including mowing the lawn.
person 1: look at that f-ggot struggling to walk.
person 2: he must be a kailib