Kairotic
the wonderful state of being you feel for a few weeks after going on a kairos retreat. during this time you often say the words “live the fourth!” and talk to people about emotions a lot.
guy 1: hey have you seen phil? why is he so happy?
guy 2: he’s just feeling kairotic after all of that jesuit brainwashing, he’ll calm down in a little while.
kairotic refers to the ability of oneself to time one’s speech craft effectively and in a timely manner to satisfy the ultimate goal of getting laid.
earl: hey look, john has five women going home with him again!
bob: yeah i know, he told them he loves cats and they’re all in peta.
earl: that kairotic b-st-rd!
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