kaiya richards
kaiya richards is a famous j-panese singer that a goes to poncy jazz bars and sw-nky bars where they only serve import beers or bottles at double the price of a regular pub and the music is usually really bad jazz or electro jazz. often seen wearing scarves indoors with waistcoats. often seen in starbucks with a copy of the times or the guardian or reading a book and the women more of the same usually with the richards because they have money and stability. basically a ponce.
kaiya richards:im asian!
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