Kalabazoo


1. (noun) losers who eat shower curtains.
2. (verb) an action involving losers running in circles.
3. (noun) a game involving 6 losers, an angry girl, a tennis racket, and a sock.
4. (noun) random anything
5. (noun) a piece of candy only found on mars, pluto, or neptune.
6. (noun) a loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time.
1. why is that kalabazoo eating our curtains?
2. look at us kalabazooing!
3. uh-oh, i didn’t know we were playing kalabazoo!
4. wat a kalabazoo!
5. look, fellow martians, a kalabazoo!
6. what is that kalabazoo doing?

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