kalae


n. someone who poses as a gentleman from hawaii, when he’s actually a lying, chronically stealing jerk.

v. the act of stealing from someone’s dorm.
n. i didn’t realize he was such a kalae before he stole my sh-t.

v. i swore he decided to kalae my book, and now it is missing.

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