Kalaia
a name given to only to most beautiful, amazing, funny, and lovable people. kalaias are often the offspring of a mexican family. they are usually born with an ident-ty crisis, thinking that they are ewokes, when they actually are wompas.
a kalaia is the most gifted name a person can receive. no one could be more beautiful or amazing as a kalaia. nicknamed t- rex for their terrifying cuteness.
you are a kalaia, not an ewok, get right.
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