Kalawiki
a male h-m–sapien of mixed nationalities, particularly european. usually accompanied by a canine companion of the mixed breed/pit bull persuasion. uncomfortable with pale skin, he has chosen to ink himself. some call this “tatted up.” while incredibly intelligent, he finds much derision from security staff at his continued appearance within staffing of the holiday inn. he’s not even really hawiian… he just loves the people and culture of those beatific islands. all together he is just “that guy.”
“hey, kalawiki! what’s your non-hawiian name again?”
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