Kalaylah
kalaylah, or kalay for short, is a very rare type of weed. it is similar to chronic, and said to be some of the finest in the world. it usually comes with no seeds in the bud, and produces one of the best high known to man. if you are fortunate to find yourself in posession of this rare jewel, be sure to blaze that sh-t all day, and invite your homies over to hit that sh-t for the best high you will ever experience.
yo dawg, i blazed so much kalaylah the other day that i couldn’t even walk!
jan blazes the kalay every single day.
we were blazing a fat pound of kalaylah and had the best high of our lives. we gotta get some more of that sh-t.
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