kale chip
a kale chip is a person who says they are your best friend but actually “cheat” on you with one of your ex-friends. they are not loyal and when you try to approach them about it, hey just laugh at you and pretend it’s all a joke. don’t be fooled by them they are very dangerous. also they are a delicious and healthy snack.
the kale chip decided to skip your party and go to the mall with someone else instead.
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