kale klux klan
1.
u.s. history. a secret hate group in the southern u.s., active for several years after the civil war, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the north, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. “have you ever met cyndi cornstock before?”
“no.”
“well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon.”
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