Kalevi
a tall long haired god. he has a d-ck of unmeasurable size, if you were to sit on it, it would squeeze through your fudge knot, out of your mouth and into sp-ce. he has the power of thunder, enough to to make your p-ssy salivate with l-st.
hey you see that girl in the wheel chair?
yeah?
she got f-cked by kalevi .
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