kalmoose
some b-tch made motha f-cka
kalmoose is some b-tch made motha f-cka
short animals who give off the illusion of height. the kalmoose,referred to as kalmeece when found in cl-sters, can be distinguished by its frontal hair flip (which even a buzz cut cannot hide) and its extremely high iq. the kalmoose can often be spotted wearing white adidas basketball sneakers. one is said to inhabit the 2nd table from the window at stellas pizzeria on odd days, 7th period.
boy: -sitting in front seat of car
people in back seat: kalmoose!
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