kalosh malosh
this occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. it happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the b-tt after standing up and create a foul odor.
boy 1: hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
boy 2: i guess i didn’t wipe good enough at the nhi meeting, and when i drove home in my avalon, i got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my b-tt.
boy 1: oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
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